This reminds me of a classic XKCD cartoon. Include Finals Schedule for something people would look for - which the search engine couldn't even find.

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the general who wins a battle makes many calculations in his temple ere the battle is fought. The general who loses a battle makes but few calculations beforehand. Thus do many calculations lead to victory, and few calculations to defeat: how much more no calculation at all! It is by attention to this point that I can foresee who is likely to w in or lose.Click for Final schedule for all classes at JCCC this semester.
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War