Even without a taser, a bear can be dangerous. Do you really think those fangs and claws are for eating berries?Thanks to The fail blog.
edumacation, rhetoric and composition, art and humor
As written earlierI'm seeing too "many" superfluous quotes. Wikipedia calls this Scare Quotes. Avoid this. I don't like irony conveyed through quotation marks. Use words. And they don't work for emphasis. Serious explanation here. Check out the blog dedicated to unnecessary quotes here - or the Facebook group - seriously.
She was a student that worried about the finer points.I whole-heartedly agree. "That" is way overused - and it denies humanity to the word it refers to - its antecedent. It reminds me of a self-described " conservative Christian" who referred to "children that are abused." Denying humanity to a race or class of people is the first step to violence against that group: the irony. Another prof. here offered:
To this:
She was a student who worried about the finer points.
It's small and fussy, but in my ear it's like calling a person "it."
I agree that it's most important just to get students thinking about word choices. It's pretty common, though, for personalized animals, like pets, to be referred to as "who." However, I too prefer students to refer to people with "who," even when the student wants to write "the damn cop that gave me the ticket!"Grammar Girl weighs in on the subject with her customary verve here. And Grammarbook.com is less equivocal and more succinct.
Oddly enough - non-standard grammar / spelling bother most people even more than it bothers English teachers. English teachers just see so much of it; however, nothing makes people feel more superior than reading someone else's mistakes.